Friday, September 27, 2013

Last Summer

Lying in a hammock overlooking the Damariscotta River at 5:01 on a Saturday afternoon. Our daughter is at camp; my wife is resting in the bedroom of my parents house up the hill. There is a faint breeze soughing through the trees and the sound of water lapping at the rocks below. The faint rumble of an outboard engine as a teenager in an aluminum skiff motors toward the beach at Dodge Point. Scraps of voices, shouting, daring ... a splash followed by laughter.

There is a feeling that this could be the last summer. 

So many reminders of the summers that have gone before ... the shrill whistle of an osprey wheeling above the scrim of black spruces ... the fern-tangled road from the Hunter farm through the woods down to the landing, where chunks of Caribbean coral lay scattered in the marine clay that had been fired in kilns along the river by barefooted men, hardening to become the spines and shoulders of buildings in Portland, Boston, New York .. the fragment of a 17th Century iron pot dug up in my parent's side yard...

A pale grey cloud spreads toward the sun, but there are slashes of brilliant light in the west. They will come; when we need them, they will come.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

The Commerce of Spirituality

Ojai, California is a place where people, residents and visitors alike are desperate for enlightenment. Flip through the local phone directory or the classified ads at the back of the high-end, regional magazines, whose titles tend to include the words living, style or simply a Zip Code, and you will find an abundance of "caring," "loving," "gentle"  practitioners, spirit guides and mediums who will read your aura, tweak your chakras, boost your qi, and even patch in Jesus in for a phone consultation, all credit cards accepted. This amalgam of the spiritual and the commercial would be cause for ridicule in the East, and elicit downright scorn in New England. But here in the Golden West, it is simply part of the "lifestyle," like cucumber water, Bikram yoga and PABA-free sunscreen.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Halloween in Ojai

A conspiracy of ravens gathers in the trees above the lap pool of the spa, preening their glossy plumage and cocking their heads at the silent passage of the golf carts on the other side of the white-washed stucco wall. Their calls and snapping bills are an affront in this sanctuary where cell phones are prohibited. Several of the birds dare to swoop down to the poolside tables, snatching up remnants of organic fruit and gluten-free crackers. The boldest of them alights on the back of a lounge chair, eyeing the diamond tennis bracelet of the woman who lies motionless with slices of cucumber on her eyes. It is the first day of spring, but the atmosphere feels distinctly autumnal. 

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Studies in Eccentricity #3

She favors cheap ball-point pens that leave explosions of ink and battalions of wounded words.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Observations from the 8:02 to Grand Central

The man's hair looked as if it had been cut with a Bowie knife by a firebrand abolitionist.

Friday, September 28, 2012

The Perfect Sermon?

As the morning traffic streams past, the bearded man in the torn flannel shirt stands at the edge of the traffic island at Park Avenue and 46th Street, howling "Suck on your Bible!"

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Studies in Eccentricity #2

He wondered why the name of every U.S. mattress manufacturer began with the letter "s".

Sealy.

Serta.

Simmons.

The thought brought to mind dark alliances and blood pacts, secret handshakes and knowing winks, all part of some League of Morpheus.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Studies in Eccentricity #1

At Brooks Brothers, he witnessed a man ordering a pair of trousers with custom belt loops made from wire coat hangers.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Shock and Awe!

Between answering phone calls from irate customers (The Demon Slayer Bowie Knife looks different from the one on TV!), he dreamed of a job that would allow his true aspiration to take root and flourish: naming military operations. Nothing would have given him greater satisfaction than seeing one of his names on a vast wall map in the Pentagon, bristling with colored pins. In fact, he had once sent three single-spaced pages of possibilities to the Secretary of Defense, noting his favorites  with a green highlighter.

Operation Joy Buzzer.

Operation Green Apple Two-Step.

Operation Bingo Night.

Operation Black Eye.

Operation Candy Land.

Operation Sucker Punch.

Operation Crossbones.

Operation Hoodwink.

Operation Question Mark.

Operation Copperhead.

Operation Rawhide.

Operation Hell's Belles.

Operation Rope-A-Dope.

To his profound disappointment, the Secretary hadn't taken him up on his offer "to shoot the breeze over a couple of beers." No wonder the country was mired in protracted wars in distant lands. The nation's armed forces needed something to rally around, a mouthful of fireworks to inspire heroics. Instead, they listened to pulsing lyrics about gangstas and homies, while the enemy thought up new ways to dismember them. 

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Portrait of a Dealer

He was an antique dealer given to a kind of hyper-anglo dress. His tweeds were somehow tweedier, his club ties a little clubbier. His horn-rimmed glasses were as oversized as his tan brogues were undersized, giving him the appearance of a frightfully intelligent child.

Bird, Watching

A homeless man is seated at the corner of Park Avenue and 50th Street. Among the bags and grocery carts surrounding him is a paper bag from McDonald's with the alert, irridescent head of a pigeon peering from its twisted opening.

Book Ideas I've Had That I'll Probably Never Write

A novel about coffee.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Creature Comforts

A woman approaches a car idling at the intersection of Columbus Avenue and 66th Street. She is holding a sign that says Full-blown AIDS, please help. She wears a dirty nylon parka and carries a backpack over one shoulder. In a mesh side pocket of the pack is a brown, rabbit-shaped Nestlé's Quik bottle.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Travis Bickle Was Not A Fiction



From the Irony Department:
The most combative New York cabbie
 I ever met was listening to Brahms.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Urban Archaeology

Objects I've seen embedded in the surface of Manhattan streets:

  1. Coins
  2. Combs
  3. Audio cassette tapes
  4. Subway tokens
  5. Nuts and bolts
  6. Cutlery
  7. A pair of black eyeglass frames


Friday, July 27, 2012

Words to Write By

Creativity can be described as letting go of certainties.

—Gail Sheehy

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Advice from a Master


Read. If you do not read, you will never be a filmmaker. Those who watch television or are too much on the internet, they lose the world.

—Werner Herzog

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Monday, April 16, 2012

Haiku for a Favorite Object

An 18th Century candle box
Yesterday, my nine-year-old daughter invited my wife and me to write poetry together in the family room. The simple act of creation (and the sound of pens scratching on paper) versus consumption was a revelation to all of us. As we completed our poems, we recited them for each other.

Among the handful of poems I completed was a haiku inspired by a favorite object in our humble collection of 18th Century antiques (shown at right): a candle box with a sliding lid that can be opened to reveal the tallow-crusted interior, which is redolent of rendered animal fat and conjures thoughts of a simpler time, when a crackling hearth (not a pixel-pulsing screen) was the heart of the home. For me, it smells of history.

Here's the haiku...

The carved candle box
contains a bitter lesson
history is smoke